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Suburban Legends

by Smash Potater

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    Smash Potater make their Horror Pain Gore Death Productions debut with the new album "Suburban Legends"! Hailing from Aurora Illinois, Smash Potater were spawned from the gutter back in 2010. "Suburban Legends" showcases 18 tracks of extreme Crossover, Metal and Punk, featuring Fastcore, Thrash, Grindcore and everything sprinkled in between. Smash Potater present the morbid tales of life in their festering abscess of a town located in the side of Chicago, complimented with a heavy dose of satire and flat out goofiness. For fans of Frightmare, Splatterhouse, Spazz, Birdflesh and Spazztic Blurr

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Welcome to the heart Of the mild midwest A city second to none In a state of unrest Darkness dawns upon This great city of lights Blood flows through the streets From the victims of the Diners, drive-ins, drive-bys Lose your lives over a large order of fries Stay inside, citywide As the bullets begin to fly Invading our home To feed us their disease We crave and beg for more Til we're morbidly obese Fast Food Pushers In our neighborhoods Turf Wars Bloodshed Victims fall to Diners, drive-ins, drive-bys These deep-fried homocides grow super-sized Step outside, run and hide As bullets hail from the sky
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You know I keep it real You know I keep it fresh We be chilling below 40 degrees You know we're gonna party You know we're gonna smash But I hope you're also looking to freeze Whats cooler than cool? Ice cold And you know I got plenty of room So hit me up soon Come meet your doom My cooler becomes your tomb
3.
Come out to the show tonight And get to know the scene You're from the burbs And you just turned 19 Those guys seem fun online They love to mosh and drink You're buddies for tonight Yet those dudes are not who you think The scene is dead It's just like high school All over again Another popularity contest With no fucking end Kiss ass to those you dont like Just to get ahead Thought I was making friends But I have been mislead The scene is dead Apologist, fakes, and hypocrites Pour their 40's on your shallow grave Prayer candles on the sidewalk Another victim of the game
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Shut up, you stupid cunt Your sense of self don't turn me on Wanna be one of the boys? On your knees you have no choice Let's hangout I'll hit you up Slide into your DM's Giving false Respect to you Until the very end Let's be friends We got your back Except it's all pretend We'll cross the line Many times Our homeboys we'll defend Beat me black and blue While we mansplain to you He was always cool to me Hashtag, me too Think with your dick Express yourself with your fists Punching holes in the wall Take a Gillette to your wrist Fuck you, you stupid bitch Leave your body in a ditch Boys dont cry, so wipe your face Choke on all the toxic waste
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I know your dad He throws down hard I've seen your dad He makes it an art Who needs a wife and kids? With moves like this 2-step dad Growing up hating him, what a shame Truth be told you're just the same Keep talking shit and chasing clout Running from life just to run your mouth A serious lack of hugs Has lead to booze and hard drugs Kids lose their dads to serious shit And you just lost yours to the pit Like daddy, like son Avoiding work's worth the bit of fun 2-step dad
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Nasa is hiding the giant wall of ice Let me tell you something I have some advice FLAT EARTH CRISIS Scientific studies Claim the planet is a globe They've done their research but what the fuck do they know FLAT EARTH CRISIS
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GMO 03:01
Stomach shaking Tummy aching This extensive Experimentation Has led to a dangerous Chemical alteration A truly gruesome genetic Combination Creates a ghastly Genetic mutation Born underground Concieved in a lab It infects everyone that it can GMO Your guts come to life As they rip you apart Eating up all of your friends GMO Vitals waking Entrails escaping Your loins are suffering Strange sensations Kidneys and the liver Inducing lacerations You're just the first course for these concious creations A snack to be for the Internal aberrations Born underground Concieved in a lab It infects everyone that it can GMO Your guts come to life As they rip you apart Eating up all of your friends GMO
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Pinches gabachos No la hacen de pedo Por no hablar ingles Ya quisieran tener El talento de Eugenio Derbez Hijos de puta Valen verga Ustedes son mierda La gente latina Somos fuertes Pero estos republicanos Nos quieren afuera Tu estereotipo Me la pela Ese muro Valió verga
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80 in a 30, my teacher at the wheel Hold on to your butts or nausea u will feel I should have stayed home and called in sick No, it's not a normal field trip Cause there's no permission slips Our teacher is a suspect of this very awful crime Now we're headed to the border and running out of time A bus full of weapons, hard drugs, and fake cash Swerving in and out of traffic tryng not to crash Tragic Tragic School bus Shooting through the windows the glass hits the floor Just like OJ simpson back in 1994 Sit down! Shut up! There's a road block up ahead Seat belts everyone cause this could be the end Tragic Tragic School bus No need to take attendance Cause everybody's dead I really wish I would have just walked My ass to school instead
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Speeding down N. Lake St. With no regard for human life Splayed across your windshield With zero witnesses in sight I've become a hit and run Viscera from hood to trunk And nothing else splatters
12.
Which are you? Dom or Sub? It's the Hookup Culture Club We both swiped right, so lets meet up I'll even bring my gun I had a blast, how 'bout you? Our blood begins to spew So now that you've been fucked and fed Together in a ditch we wind up dead
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Another night Another show Time to pack my shit and go I've been doing this for way too long My body just isn't as strong My doctor says I need to give it up But my body still wants to try Cuz I'm much too old to mosh But I'm far too young to die Shattered joints When I step Through the door Broken bones As I hit The dance floor It's alright It's ok Just need a day to regenerate My body should be six feet deep But my spirit wont let me sleep They told me I have no pulse Yet I'm still so full of life Cuz I'm much too old to mosh But I'm far too young to die Rotting flesh Decomposition Setting in Tendons rip Deterioration Can begin Osteo- Porosis Bones to dust Erectile Dysfunction Lack of blood Decompose Year after year This body breaks down Flesh melting off As I move to the sound Organs and tissue Ripping and tearing My stench fills the room As the music is blaring I feel great I feel fine In fact, I've never felt so alive My bones have turned to goo But I still throw down harder than you Fetid, festering and worn out Engulfed in a swarm of flies Cuz I'm much too old to mosh But I'm far too young to die Rotting flesh Decomposition Setting in Tendons rip Deterioration Can begin Shattered joints When I step Through the door Broken bones As I hit The dance floor
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I used to be a metalhead Mom, I swear its not a phase But now I found a new trend Mom, I swear its not a phase I listened to The Cure once Mom, I swear its not a phase Now I'm like, goth AF Mom, I swear its not a phase What will be the next craze I think I'm into shoegaze Mom I swear it is not a phase
15.
He is the Sweetest man around Confection infection Taste his sweet treats When you're in town Confection infection Festering wounds A fever setting in He'll sneeze and cough No sanitation Seeping pus On the malignant mix As mucus drips Cross contamination The king of cakes Prince of pastries Premiere chocolatier You crave my sweets But you should also fear
16.
The suburbs just ain't the place for me I gotta go I gotta leave Everyone in this kingdom sucks The princess said she hates my guts The prophecy foretold the day When everything would be ok And now there is no going back To my parent's house in the cul-du-sac And so now im like, on a quest Body and mind put to the test But everything is still a bummer And I still miss when we hungout last summer But prophecy foretold the day When you'd make everything ok And save our town from all shitty food And now I gotta slay some evil dude? Pizza eagle flying high Soaring beneath a mozzarella sky On pepperoni wings Following your dreams The dish is deep but dont look back One day you'll reign supreme Chase your destiny Protector of the cheese Pizza eagle flying high Soaring beneath a mozzarella sky On pepperoni wings Following your dreams The rent is due but dont look back One day you'll reign supreme Chase your destiny Keeper of the 7 cheese
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That was the intro riff and now we start the verse 240 bpm and I'm yelling words Listen to me yelling, I'm yelling into the mic This is my fourteenth take and I hope I get it right Here's the first riff, from the intro A variation much, heavier and slow Nevermind, now 2-step, to this juicy part Thanks, now listen up! Verse 2 is about to start Although we're in a studio now recording what you hear We hope you enjoy the end product entering your ears You may have bought a copy or streaming it online But we really hope you're moshing If you're hearing this song live Gang Vocals Gang Vocals Hi, I'm some dude they asked To be a featured vocalist on this song I'm not a member of this band So my lines won't be very long I dont know or care what This song is actually about Are they fans of mine Or just doing it all for the clout? Our name is Smash Potater thank you for your time Follow us on instagram give our Facebook page a like If you want to know some more try to Google search But please don't forget to go and buy some fucking merch
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Gravii 04:48
Thicc and rich like gravii We got a squad like the navy Ya'll mothafuckaz fugazi Come around here, you end up like Swayze Thicc and rich like gravii We get more income than Jay-Z Killin 'em off like Scorsese I tried to rhyme but I got too lazy Allan: Yo girl in da whip My house I'ma drive her She says "hurry up, I can't wait much longer" her head on my lap With the drinks right beside her 12 majestic lies As her hand slides up my thigh My Left hand on da wheel And my Right had on da wheel too Told this girl to sit up straight Cause I'm a safe driver My condition prestine I take my pizza supreme Mis tacos con sour cream Rearranged her guts but not the spleen I'm a Helpless necromantic With the resume to prove it Smash financially secure And we ain't afraid to show it On an impossible mission Believe that, non-fiction How this have 7 grams of fat And still have no nutrition Eddie: Gettin crispy like fried chicken Ask for seconds finger licking Giving sloppy toppy in ma jalopy Trust me boi this aint a hobby Our army of darkness is fancy Squad practicing necromancy Fake mothafuckaz wanna hate us Want Smash back on hiatus You be lookin delicious And I bet that ass is nutritious Vegan, gluten-free, non-gmo I'd say this meal is auspicious Private jets to an expensive buffet I know a few in Marseilles Let me dig in, that ass is gourmet Shit, I bet it taste like creme brule Don't really mind tryna make out But yo ass straight up lookin like take out The only drive-bys that we gonna do We pullin off in the drive-thru We eating burritos in luxury cars Living on mars eatin dat steak tartar I got a spaceship, now lemme see yours Fine dining and caviars We got high fashion Prime objective is smashin Wearing expensive vampire clothes We out here all night sucking on toes Take your ass out on a date I got too much on my plate Ask the garcon, can I get it to go Have sloppy seconds at my place At the Versaci hibachi It's open for business The sushi is Gucci Assisting the thiccness & riches My neighborhood lookin like hades Pullin up in a Mercedes Granting citizenship to mexican babies Grilling up brats on a yacht From the Fox River to the Euphrates Like an everflowing stream of gravii Oscar: Thicc and Rich like gravii Tasty, throw it on a dutch Puff Pastry Gravii be thicc and brown just like me Drinking with the crew, Arizona ice tea Yeah we smash in this bitch And we stay reppin it, If we see you talkin shit, we will see you in the pit We dont like hypocrites, who support a piece of shit Riffs like king, whip like cream You are not a part of my team Fuck the scene, fuck your dreams And your fuckin self esteem Stay away from my crew Cause we seein straight through you Breakin thru, in the stu Smash potater's after you When we eat its buffet, theres no any other way. We stay lit, we stay thicc, we just want a raging pit
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released September 13, 2019

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Spicy Crossover Thrash from Aurora, IL
We put the “GORE” in GOURMET

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