Smash Potater make their Horror Pain Gore Death Productions debut with the new album "Suburban Legends"! Hailing from Aurora Illinois, Smash Potater were spawned from the gutter back in 2010. "Suburban Legends" showcases 18 tracks of extreme Crossover, Metal and Punk, featuring Fastcore, Thrash, Grindcore and everything sprinkled in between. Smash Potater present the morbid tales of life in their festering abscess of a town located in the side of Chicago, complimented with a heavy dose of satire and flat out goofiness. For fans of Frightmare, Splatterhouse, Spazz, Birdflesh and Spazztic Blurr
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lyrics
Thicc and rich like gravii
We got a squad like the navy
Ya'll mothafuckaz fugazi
Come around here, you end up like Swayze
Thicc and rich like gravii
We get more income than Jay-Z
Killin 'em off like Scorsese
I tried to rhyme but I got too lazy
Allan:
Yo girl in da whip
My house I'ma drive her
She says "hurry up,
I can't wait much longer"
her head on my lap
With the drinks right beside her
12 majestic lies
As her hand slides up my thigh
My Left hand on da wheel
And my Right had on da wheel too
Told this girl to sit up straight
Cause I'm a safe driver
My condition prestine
I take my pizza supreme
Mis tacos con sour cream
Rearranged her guts but not the spleen
I'm a Helpless necromantic
With the resume to prove it
Smash financially secure
And we ain't afraid to show it
On an impossible mission
Believe that, non-fiction
How this have 7 grams of fat
And still have no nutrition
Eddie:
Gettin crispy like fried chicken
Ask for seconds finger licking
Giving sloppy toppy in ma jalopy
Trust me boi this aint a hobby
Our army of darkness is fancy
Squad practicing necromancy
Fake mothafuckaz wanna hate us
Want Smash back on hiatus
You be lookin delicious
And I bet that ass is nutritious
Vegan, gluten-free, non-gmo
I'd say this meal is auspicious
Private jets to an expensive buffet
I know a few in Marseilles
Let me dig in, that ass is gourmet
Shit, I bet it taste like creme brule
Don't really mind tryna make out
But yo ass straight up lookin like take out
The only drive-bys that we gonna do
We pullin off in the drive-thru
We eating burritos in luxury cars
Living on mars eatin dat steak tartar
I got a spaceship, now lemme see yours
Fine dining and caviars
We got high fashion
Prime objective is smashin
Wearing expensive vampire clothes
We out here all night sucking on toes
Take your ass out on a date
I got too much on my plate
Ask the garcon, can I get it to go
Have sloppy seconds at my place
At the Versaci hibachi
It's open for business
The sushi is Gucci
Assisting the thiccness & riches
My neighborhood lookin like hades
Pullin up in a Mercedes
Granting citizenship to mexican babies
Grilling up brats on a yacht
From the Fox River to the Euphrates
Like an everflowing stream of gravii
Oscar:
Thicc and Rich like gravii
Tasty, throw it on a dutch Puff Pastry
Gravii be thicc and brown just like me
Drinking with the crew, Arizona ice tea
Yeah we smash in this bitch
And we stay reppin it,
If we see you talkin shit, we will see you in the pit
We dont like hypocrites, who support a piece of shit
Riffs like king, whip like cream
You are not a part of my team
Fuck the scene, fuck your dreams
And your fuckin self esteem
Stay away from my crew
Cause we seein straight through you
Breakin thru, in the stu
Smash potater's after you
When we eat its buffet, theres no any other way.
We stay lit, we stay thicc, we just want a raging pit
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