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Keeper of the Seven Cheese: Chapter 1 - Pizza Eagle (Ft. Brett Scott)

from Suburban Legends by Smash Potater

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lyrics

The suburbs just ain't the place for me
I gotta go I gotta leave
Everyone in this kingdom sucks
The princess said she hates my guts

The prophecy foretold the day
When everything would be ok

And now there is no going back
To my parent's house in the cul-du-sac

And so now im like, on a quest
Body and mind put to the test
But everything is still a bummer
And I still miss when we hungout last summer

But prophecy foretold the day
When you'd make everything ok
And save our town from all shitty food
And now I gotta slay some evil dude?

Pizza eagle flying high
Soaring beneath a mozzarella sky
On pepperoni wings
Following your dreams

The dish is deep but dont look back
One day you'll reign supreme
Chase your destiny
Protector of the cheese

Pizza eagle flying high
Soaring beneath a mozzarella sky
On pepperoni wings
Following your dreams

The rent is due but dont look back
One day you'll reign supreme
Chase your destiny
Keeper of the 7 cheese

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from Suburban Legends, released September 13, 2019

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