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Too Old to Mosh, Too Young to Die (Ft. Professor Pizza)

from Suburban Legends by Smash Potater

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    Smash Potater make their Horror Pain Gore Death Productions debut with the new album "Suburban Legends"! Hailing from Aurora Illinois, Smash Potater were spawned from the gutter back in 2010. "Suburban Legends" showcases 18 tracks of extreme Crossover, Metal and Punk, featuring Fastcore, Thrash, Grindcore and everything sprinkled in between. Smash Potater present the morbid tales of life in their festering abscess of a town located in the side of Chicago, complimented with a heavy dose of satire and flat out goofiness. For fans of Frightmare, Splatterhouse, Spazz, Birdflesh and Spazztic Blurr

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lyrics

Another night
Another show
Time to pack my shit and go

I've been doing this for way too long
My body just isn't as strong
My doctor says I need to give it up
But my body still wants to try

Cuz I'm much too old to mosh
But I'm far too young to die

Shattered joints
When I step
Through the door

Broken bones
As I hit
The dance floor

It's alright
It's ok
Just need a day to regenerate

My body should be six feet deep
But my spirit wont let me sleep
They told me I have no pulse
Yet I'm still so full of life

Cuz I'm much too old to mosh
But I'm far too young to die

Rotting flesh
Decomposition
Setting in

Tendons rip
Deterioration
Can begin

Osteo-
Porosis
Bones to dust

Erectile
Dysfunction
Lack of blood

Decompose

Year after year
This body breaks down
Flesh melting off
As I move to the sound
Organs and tissue
Ripping and tearing
My stench fills the room
As the music is blaring

I feel great
I feel fine
In fact, I've never felt so alive

My bones have turned to goo
But I still throw down harder than you
Fetid, festering and worn out
Engulfed in a swarm of flies

Cuz I'm much too old to mosh
But I'm far too young to die

Rotting flesh
Decomposition
Setting in

Tendons rip
Deterioration
Can begin

Shattered joints
When I step
Through the door

Broken bones
As I hit
The dance floor

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from Suburban Legends, released September 13, 2019

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Spicy Crossover Thrash from Aurora, IL
We put the “GORE” in GOURMET

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